Xanadon't
Bi-Bi-Bi by
Xanadon’t
Hey, you’re bi-bi-bi…
Bi-bi…
So you’re doin’ it tonight
Guess you finally found Mr. Right
He must be out of sight from the way you go on.
What happened to the girl you liked?
I hope she’s not a dyke
‘cause you rode her like a bike when you two were alone.
I know that you like girls and guys,
It ain’t no lie.
I hope you don’t get AIDS and die
‘cause you’re bi-bi-bi.
Chorus:
I’ll slowly back away from you
‘cause you like it up the booty and you give it too.
Please don’t want me ‘cause I’m just too shy,
You’re bi-bi-bi.
Watchin’ porno and some HBO,
Wishin’ you were screwin’ a sweaty ho.
Please don’t hate me ‘cause I’m not your guy,
You’re bi-bi-bi.
Just hit them with the truth,
Dude, you know you owe it to them to.
So come out of the closet
Yeah, bi-guy, c’mon.
Tell them the whole story
And that you are half-gay.
Since you like girl bootay
It won’t seem as wrong.
I know that you like girls and guys,
It ain’t no lie.
I hope you don’t get AIDS and die
‘cause you’re bi-bi-bi.
Chorus:
I’ll slowly back away from you
‘cause you like it up the booty and you give it too.
Please don’t want me ‘cause I’m just too shy,
You’re bi-bi-bi.
Watchin’ porno and some HBO,
Wishin’ you were screwin’ a sweaty ho.
Please don’t hate me ‘cause I’m not your guy,
You’re bi-bi-bi.
I’m backin’ up, I know for sure
I don’t want to be your lover or your cheap man-whore
(Bi-bi)
Two-gender guy, that’s what you are,
Wanting both the male and female movie porno stars.
Spidey: I don’t wanna swing both ways
Or be semi-gay
That’s a choice I’ll leave behind.
(this section correlates to the lead parts being sung)
Bi-bi-bi.
You like it rough.
Bi-bi, baby.
I don’t wanna feel your tool.
And that ain’t no lie.
You’re bi-bi-bi.
Your life is crazy and it ain’t no lie,
You’re bi-bi-bi.
We Against The Music by
Xanadon’t
All our people in the crowd
Grab a partner, take it down!
Buffy: It’s we against the music.
Phoenix: Uh-huh
Buffy: It’s just we
Phoenix: Yeah we.
Buffy. Yeah.
Phoenix: C’mon.
Phoenix: Hey Buffy?
Buffy: Are you ready?
Phoenix: Uh huh, are you?
Buffy: Uh.
No one cares
About making any music with quality.
To hell with Spears
She’s whoring herself to sell CDs.
No one’s there
To shut the sluts up and really sing.
That’s why we’re here
To change the music scene with what we bring.
We’re against the industry and the other nasty sluts
It’s like a competition, us against the hoes
Who wanna get in the zone, who wanna get in the zone
See we really wanna battle, kick ass and show ‘em rhythm
Beat ‘em, hit ‘em, CHIC-A-TA
In a minute we’ll take ‘em all on, we’ll take ‘em all on
Hey Hey Hey
Chorus:
All our people who aren’t whores
Let us rock your face.
(Rock it off)
All our people wanting more
Let us rock your face.
(Rock it off)
All our people round and round
Let us rock your face
(Rock it off)
All our people in the crowd
Let us rock your face
(Rock it off)
How ‘bout we make this a nice competition
Let’s take on the song.
It’s us versus sluts, baby, we’re the music
We’ll send all those hoes home.
We’ll rock the world
With original songs, heroes, and Jews.
And Shakespeare’s here
Writin’ songs that bring it all to you.
And we will burn
Away all the crap on the radio
You had your turn
We heard what you sang and it was a no-no.
We’re against the industry and the other nasty sluts
It’s like a competition, us against the hoes
Who wanna get in the zone, who wanna get in the zone
See we really wanna battle, kick ass and show ‘em rhythm
Beat ‘em, hit ‘em, CHIC-A-TA
In a minute we’ll take ‘em all on, we’ll take ‘em all on
Hey Hey Hey
Chorus:
All our people who aren’t whores
Let us rock your face.
(Rock it off)
All our people wanting more
Let us rock your face.
(Rock it off)
All our people round and round
Let us rock your face
(Rock it off)
All our people in the crowd
Let us rock your face
(Rock it off)
Get on the floor, hands in the air
Just rock with us and let it go.
If you wanna party, just grab somebody
Hey Buffy we can rock all night long.
Phoenix: Hey Buffy, I hear you wanna lose control
Come over here we got somethin’ to show ya.
Sexy lady, we’d rather hear you rock with soul
We all know you’re so hot, better show us what you got.
All our people who aren’t whores, let us rock your face.
C’mon Buffy, lose control, and watch you rock it out.
Get on the floor, hands in the air
Just rock with us and let it go.
If you wanna party, just grab somebody
Hey Buffy we can rock all night long.
Chorus:
All our people who aren’t whores
Let us rock your face.
(Rock it off)
All our people wanting more
Let us rock your face.
(Rock it off)
All our people round and round
Let us rock your face
(Rock it off)
All our people in the crowd
Let us rock your face
(Rock it off)
All our people who aren’t whores, let us rock your face.
C’mon Buffy, take it down, rock it in your space.
All our people round and round, rockin’ all night long.
C’mon Buffy, lose control, slay us with this song.
Shampoo In The Bottle by
Xanadon’t
I hate you more than I hate feces
So why don’t you just get away from me.
You’re whining just like a cry baby.
You’re lickin’ your lips and blowin’ kisses my way
But smell like a donkey in moldy hay,
You nasty lady-lady (lady lady).
Oh, your body’s sayin’, “Let’s go”…
Oh, but my lips are sayin’, “NO!”
Chorus:
If you wanna be with me,
Then, girl, please learn how to bathe.
There’s some shampoo in this bottle,
You gotta use it the right way.
Yes, you wanna be with me,
But I could care less about you.
The only chance you’ll ever stand
Is with this bottle of shampoo.
There’s some shampoo in this bottle, baby.
You gotta use it the right way, honey.
There’s some shampoo in this bottle, baby.
La-la-lather and rinse it out.
When the music’s playing and the lights are low,
You start acting like a dirrty ho,
Trying so hard to seduce me.
Your hormones are racing at the speed of light
And that really means it won’t be tonight.
You’ll never have my baby (baby baby)
Oh, your body’s sayin’, “Let’s go”…
Oh, but my lips are sayin’, “NO!”
Chorus:
If you wanna be with me,
Then, girl, please learn how to bathe.
There’s some shampoo in this bottle,
You gotta use it the right way.
Yes, you wanna be with me,
But I could care less about you.
The only chance you’ll ever stand, baby,
Is with this bottle of shampoo.
There’s some shampoo in this bottle, baby.
You gotta use it the right way, honey.
There’s some shampoo in this bottle, baby.
La-la-lather and rinse it out.
There’s some shampoo in this bottle, baby.
You gotta use it the right way, honey.
There’s some shampoo in this bottle, baby.
La-la-lather and rinse it out.
Oh, your body’s sayin’, “Let’s go”…
Oh, but my lips are sayin’, “NO!”
Chorus:
If you wanna be with me,
Then, girl, please learn how to bathe.
There’s some shampoo in this bottle,
You gotta use it the right way.
Yes, you wanna be with me,
But I could care less about you.
The only chance you’ll ever stand
Is with this bottle of shampoo.
If you wanna be with me,
Then, girl, please learn how to bathe.
There’s some shampoo in this bottle,
You gotta use it the right way.
Yes, you wanna be with me,
But I could care less about you.
The only chance you’ll ever stand, baby,
Is with this bottle of shampoo.
There’s some shampoo in this bottle, baby.
La-la-lather and rinse it out.
Due to a lazy manager, AKA Josh, the band's tour got to a late start. And due to forgetfulness, some of the band's songs were misplaced. But they're rockin' on the road now, so prepare for some stories.
The up-and-coming band, Xanadon't, is about to begin their world-wide promotional tour. This is the place to follow their every move and then some. Rock on, mo-fo's!
